OFF THE RECORD review on some of headlines….

 OFF THE RECORD review on some of headlines….

 1. Munde’iyaa’ tu Bachke Rahi….

Oh no, not explaining the song by Punjabi-MC and Jay-Z but just felt the
title of the song was apt for our firebrand NCP neta-Dhananjay Munde and his
antics that came to light in last couple of days. Please be careful Dhananjay
ji! Hope your ‘friendship cum affair’ with Karuna Sharma and your public
declaration of having 2 children from her has been made in your election
affidavit, I presume; as one BJP neta called me yesterday and said, if he
hasn’t declared, his MLA’s ship can be challenged and it can be revoked too if
proven otherwise. Experts, please do comment. Now coming to the dissection of
as to what exactly happened….

Dhananjay ji, if I was you, I wouldn’t care to give such a long
explanation of who this Sharma is, who is this Renu, who is Karuna, who is this
Brijesh and why the FIR was made. I love to keep everything measured &
short “I have gone through the complaint, I have full faith in Judiciary,
the matter is sub-judice and everything will be out soon”, this response
would have been perfect. Let the complainant do whatever they wanted
too… Immediately pull strings, get police in confidence through Saheb, and
negotiate the deal with Sharma’s, as from where I see, intention of these
brother-sisters is very clear, blackmailing for money (claimed by you). By
washing your dirty linen in public, you just have tarnished your own image, is
what everyone is saying. A MLC yesterday called and said, it use to send
shivers down our spine when Dhananjay use to stand up to talk in the Upper
House, be it any subject, such was his choice of words and style of speech! Aggression
along with Intelligence were his middle names. But now, Dhananjay himself has
gone morally down in the eyes of everyone, said the MLA. Forget aggression
& fiery speeches now, he said… Even I feel, your political career will
take a beating for quite some time and with that “Tai” you have back
home, she will leave no stone un-turned to take advantage of the situation
(though she will do it very silently) … let alone she has married another Prem
Chopra, that’s another story. 

 But Dhananjay ji, just find out why and how this matter came out in
public. Isn’t anyone big in the NCP still holding any grudge against you for
going with Ajit Pawar & that whole episode of swearing-in episode of early
morning? Just find out…
And by the way, hope this is everything that has
been left to declare in terms of your marriage, affairs and all…as I’m
hearing many more things….Isliye, Mundeiya tu Bachke rahi…

 BTW (By the way), another ‘bigger’ ‘more powerful’ Neta has open
relations with another women from whom he has a child too…and that child is
as old as his own ‘legal’ children now, the one’s from his legally wedded wife.
Surprising is, this neta’s official sons are very friendly with the girlfriend’s
child and often visit each other (at homes; they chill together) and both women
know about each other’s presence and have made peace with it. Dhananjay ji, I
feel, you wanted to go this way, right, isn’t it? But ‘blue blood’ matters
Dhananjay ji…To make matter worse, this pandemic came of no-where, plus this lock-down, plus scarcity of funds, plus your fewer trips to your second home,
must have frustrated all of them together and hence they went all out (backed
by somebody remains a mystery). 

Badhiyaan hai, Children are happier together, everyone gets along well
with each other, wife & girlfriend are living happily suddenly this has
become the new normal in political circles of Maharashtra.
 We have seen many examples in the past like
this but everyone knew about it, now it comes out dirtily and playing victim
card is an added advantage…Sorry to divert but look at my case… I just added my
school time “friend” on Facebook and my wife has refused to acknowledged my
presence at home for past 3 days. Is Mumbai going backward or what? 

 

2. Varun Sardesai gets X category security. 

How many of you all know a person
named Varun Sardesai (except Urban Development Department along with Ministry
these days)? Does not ring a bell, right? For Info, our Government has given
him an X-category security cover…No, no… he isn’t any VIP, but he is cousin
of Aditya Thackeray & is Yuva Sena functionary. Not known to me, but surely
must be of great importance to our state. Varun ji, would also advise you to
inform Military chief, Navy chief too (just in case) about any kind of threats
you must be foreseeing. And yes, finally, don’t forget to put a
“kajal” mark too behind your ears, as even ‘Najar’ is a deadly weapon
used by Sanghi’s these days…. With you always in these trying times…By the
way, read Times of India yesterday and reasons for giving you X level security
after reading still is extremely difficult to digest for me. No correlation at
all. On one hand, 10 thousand times more powerful and the one who actually needs
security, NCP chief Sharad Pawar, wrote to Home Minister to minimize his
security & here the government provides you X category…tomorrow a
Bollywood junkie from Bandra might ask for 10% quota CM flat too…Dena Padega…



x

3. Checking Ciovid-19 reports at
Airport is a big FARCE…

My two friends frequent
Mumbai-Ahmedabad, some came from Goa, some came from Rajasthan & every time
on their return via flight to Mumbai they just Photoshop the Covid-19 negative
report (done few months back) change date & time of the report and just
flash at the airport and walk out. No one cares to see the report carefully at
the airport. When Government has asked people to compulsorily do the Covid-19
test and show your reports at the airport especially for people coming into
Mumbai from Goa, Gujarat, and Rajasthan this is what is happening. You never
know few ‘asymptomatic’ cases might enter Mumbai because of this negligence of
officers at the airports. Request airport authorities, cops and the BMC to take
it seriously.

 

Vikrant Hemant Joshi

 

Comments 6

  1. AMIT PATLE says:

    Super 😝👏👏

  2. Ganesh dahiwal says:

    😳😳

  3. अतुल देशमुख says:

    Pawar saheb definitely is ten thousand times bigger but at the same time he is safe even in Pakistan without security.😉

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