Bura Na Mano Holi Hai…

Bura Na Mano Holi Hai…

The trend continues year after year…

1. Who controls Maharashtra’s politics these days?

1. PM Narendra Modi & HM Amit Shah
2. CM Uddhav Thackeray 
3. Sharad Pawar
4. PM Narendra Modi & HM Amit Shah with special powers to MVA.

2. For which leader do you feel bad for being sidelined in this MVA Government?

1. Pramod Hindurao 
2. Sanjay Dutt
3. Dr Deepak Sawant 
4. Prithviraj Chavan.

3. Nawab Malik was arrested because…

1. He didn’t pay his credit card bills on time.
2. He allegedly sponsored 6 journalists to Dubai for family vacations. 
3. His relations with the underworld were exposed in a property deal by the BJP
4. His one relative had excellent relations with Sameer Wankhede’s first wife. 

4. Anil Deshmukh still cannot come out of the jail because 

1. NCP does not want to.
2. Dilip walse Patil wants to hold on to Home MInister post for a longer time.
3. Sons Rishi & Saleel want to enjoy their life without any daddy pressure
4. He is enjoying freedom in the Jail without any pressure of collection targets.
5. None of the above.

5. What are the agencies trying to find out about the PWD department?

1. Full form.
2. How to convert black money to white using relatives as contractors.
3. Minister Ashok Chavan’s time of coming to office.
4. Why is the department controlled only by only Maratha gang of officers?

6. Whom would you like to listen to in Vidhan Bhavan? 

1. Dy. Speaker Zirwal
2. Abu Asim Azmi 
3. Devendra Fadnavis 
4. Nitin Raut.

7. Nitin Raut is known for his…

1. Fiery speeches 
2. Good Looks.
3. Doing an excellent job in the Energy Department. 
4. None of the above. 

8. “Will never let BJP come to Maharashtra again” , Sharad Pawar…why did he say this ?

1. Confirmed in next elections BJP is taking a clean sweep.
2. The advice was to young MLA’s; indicating them to join the BJP asap.
3. Sanjay Raut must have instigated him to say this.
4. It must be a warning; motivating everyone to fight against the agencies and the BJP. 

9. Why do we hear only Devendra Fadnavis in Vidhan Sabha ?

1. He is Speaker’s favorite!
2. Other leaders don’t get a chance to speak.
3. He is learned & has nothing to think about (clean slate) and as LoP it is his responsibility 
4. Other leaders on purpose come unprepared. 

10. MVA has a headache, why ?

1. 2 Cabinet Ministers are in Jail and agencies are in no mood to stop.
2. Devendra Fadnavis, Ashish Shelar, Mohit Kamboj, Kirit Somaiya & the Rane’s are unstoppable.
3. All the Ministers are only eating and not distributing.
4. Bureaucrats have moved into a ‘neutral’ zone. 

   11.   CM Uddhav Thackeray does not come to Mantralaya because

1. Son Aditya gets up early and takes all the cars and security and goes to work leaving no one behind for his father.
2. Wife Rashmi Thackeray cooks garam garam food which he won’t get otherwise.
3. UT is in love with  VC (video conference) technology. 
4. Ajit Pawar has convinced him that he will ‘take care’ of the Government. 
5. None of the above.

   12.New CP Sanjay Pandey is…

1. Best friend of non-corrupt people.
2. Agenda driven.
3. Trusted aide of MVA..
4. “An Answer” as to what we are trying to find out what exactly a Police COmmissioner does. 

    13. Kirit Somaiya is a menace for MVA because…

1. He speaks the language which none of the MVA understands, but surely central agencies understand. 
2. He is hell bent on demolishing structures of Ministers & Neta’s of MVA built out of money that was hard-earned.
3. He has a software which depicts even a power of attorney’s with a click of a button, forget registrations and 7/12 extracts.
4. None of the above. 

     14. Minister Jayant Patil is elated because …

1. Both his sons have found their soulmates.
2. Nawab Malik is in jail 
3. He is state president, he feels he now can become Mumbai President for NCP too.
4. He has lost weight.

    15. Who share a lovely relationship but in public we think they are enemies…

1. IAS Ashish Kumar Singh & IAS Ajoy Mehta
2. Supriya Sule & Ajit Pawar 
3. Uddhav Thackeray & Raj Thackeray 
4. Vinod Kambli & Sachin Tendulkar 

    16. Who said this, BJP’s 50 MLAs are in touch with MVA?

1. Raju Shrivastava
2. Kapil Sharma 
3. Sunil Grover 
4. Sanjay Raut

    17. Who is MTB? (Marathi Turned Mod (ern), due to sudden fame & money) 

1. Rohit Pawar
2. Shreyas Talpade
3. Nana Patekar
4. Ashok Saraf 

    18. Who behind Aditya Thackeray’s back toured Worli Vidhan Sabha of Mumbai?

1. Angelina Jolie
2. Disha Patani 
3. Rajendra Patni (MLA)
4. Rohit Pawar.

    19. Who is the quietest politician to be seen in history of Maharashtra, yet performer?

1. Sanjay Raut.
2. Jitendra Awhad.
3. Eknath Shinde.
4. Sachin Sawant. 

    20. Guess the name of ever so fit cop of Mumbai?

1. Inspector Chavan
2. Vishwas Nangre Patil 
3. Milind Bahrambe
4. Hawaldar Sonawne.

20. “Zindagi Jhandwa Fir Bhi Ghamand Ba” dialogue was said by whom & applied to    whom?

1. Ram KAdam 
2. Prasad Lad 
3. Ravi KIshan 
4. Raosaheb Danve

21. If ever BJP comes to power, who will become the CM ?

1. Devendra Fadnavis. 
2. Sudhir Mungantiwar 
3. Prasad Lad
4. Raosaheb Danve.

22. Who from the BJP behaves as if Amit Shah & PM Modi talk to him everyday and ask for advice?

1. Pravin Darekar
2. Kripashankar Singh 
3. Prasad Lad.
4. Harshvarshan Patil.
5. All of them 

23. In all honesty, tell me which Government would you prefer in Maharashtra?

1. Single Party Government –choices are either BJP, or Shivsena, or Congress, or NCP, or RPI, or the MNS
2. BJP & Shivsena
3. SHivsena-NCP-Congress-AIMIM 
4. NCP & COngress 

24. Darr Kisse Lagta Hai ?

1. Any Central agency knocking your door at 5am
2. Mumbai Police
3. Kirit Somaiya
4. Sharad Pawar

25. What is the situation of any Bureaucrat of Maharashtra today?

1. Na Ghar ke Na Ghaat ke
2. They are in neutral gear.
3. They are working extremely hard for the MVA government to perform.
4. Sacred, many have been served/to be served IT notices. 

26. What you cannot tolerate?

1. A retired Sudhir Naik sitting at CMO yet controlling the BMC
2. Grammatical mistakes in writings.
3. Red Shirt on Light Blue Denims and black formal shoes on men
4. Ramadas Athavale’s style statement with clothes.

27. Who is the best candidate for BJP’s state president, only IF, they plan to remove Chandrakant Dada PAtil ?

1. Sudhir Mungantiwar
2. Ashish Shelar
3. Gopichand Padalkar
4. Chandrashekhar Bawankule.

28. IF AIMIM joins MVA government as per latest rumours,

1. Late Shri Balasaheb Thackeray will shed another tear in his grave. 
2. CM Uddhav Thackeray will be addressed as Janaab Uddhav Thackeray 
3. Owaisi and Jitendra Awhad will be friends just like Jai & Veer of Sholay.
4. Baba Siddique, Abu Asim Azmi, Abdul Sattar, Amin Patel will donate their 90% of the properties to Pradhan Mantri Awaas Yojna. 
5. Nothing will happen. 

29. When will this MVA government go?

1. When Devendra Fadnavis goes to Center. 
2. When Shivsena loses BMC.
3. When Sharad PAwar retires from active politics 
4. When EKnath Shinde clean shaves. 
5. When Ajit Pawar goes for a vacation. 

30. What is MY ultimate dream as a Journalist?

1. Sharad Pawar saheb calls me over for tea. 
2. PM Modi follows me back on Twitter. 
3. Supriya Sule clicks one selfie with me and posts it on Twitter. 
4. To listen to Priyanka Chaturvedi speak Marathi in front of Uddhav Thackeray and Sainiks. 

31. I am very proud of my father Journalist Hemant Shriram Joshi, because…

1. He bore an able son like me .
2. He does not care if his younger brother Journalist Yadu Joshi goes to Dubai with family 
3. Journalist Atulya Kulkarni became the editor and yet comes to Mantralaya to clear files 
4. Since 1987 non-stop, without a break, every 15 days he single handedly  is an owner, writer and publisher of our fortnightly newspaper namely earlier ‘Aapala Parisar’, then ‘Marmabhed’ and now ‘OFF THE RECORD’.

32. Who do you think will have a tough time in coming weeks from Central Agencies?

1. Anil Parab 
2. Sanjay Raut.
3. Yashwant Jadhav
4. Jitendra Awhad
5. All of them. 

33. Who is in the race for the MIDC CEO post?

1. Parag Jain Nainutia (Sorry boss forgot your numerological name)
2. Govind Raj
3. Sanjeev Jaiswal 
4. Dr. Sanjay Mukherjee

34. Why does Nana Patole go to Pune often?

1. To impress his daughter’s sasural waala’s and show them the clout he enjoys. 
2. He is eying MP 2024 from Pune disturbing plans of Prithviraj Chavan.
3. He misses Anant Gadgil and goes to take advice from him.
4. He loves Katakir Misal.

35. Have we forgotten?

1. Arjun Khotkar’s scam was exposed by AAP’s Preeti Sharma Menon.
2. Purchase scams during Corona
3. STP projects of the BMC
4. IAS Aswhini Joshi and IAS Tukaram Mundhe

36. Who is Mohit Kamboj Bhartiya ?

1. A soldier of the BJP. 
2. Actor in UP movies. 
3. Crusader against illegalities 
4. Hindi Tutor for BJP youth wing..

37. BJP has super power in Mumbai because of…

1. Mangal Prabhat Lodha will build a World tower for all BJP karyakartas in South Mumbai. 
2. People like Ashish Shelar, Atul Bhatkalkar, Parag Alawani, Ameet Satam & Manisha Chowdhary are there.
3. Youth wing under Tejinder Singh Tiwana is doing a decent job. 
4. Rane factor. 

38. Whose tweets you read and fatt jaati hai ?

1. Right Wing of Maharashtra 
2. Antmanirbhar Faizal Khan. 
3. Raju Parulekar 
4. Niraj Gunde.
5. 1 & 4.
6. Sudhir Suryavanshi. 

39. The other day Dhananjay Munde was flexing his arm when Jayant Patil or Bhujbal were speaking in the Vidhan Bhavan,  why?

1. He wanted to say “Main tel Lagaya hua Pehwaan Hoo’
2. He wanted to ask in the next ‘pen drive bomb’ does Devendra Fadnavis still have clippings of him & any Sharma, Verma or Mohatarma ?
3. He was showing off his newly acquired body. 
4. His friend Tejas Thakkar told him to do something funny as the MEDIA  has forgotten his name and existence.

40. Ultimately, if you follow politics what do you think of Maharashtra?

1. Bro, this fight between the BJP and MVA has just begun, now Center will step in making it more gruesome. 
2. The political atmosphere is not right in any sense. Makes the economy unstable. 
3. Here, two brothers fought and a third person came and took the cake.
4. Due to Ego clashes of two Hindu Leaderships, Maharashtra is suffering. 

Thank You friends…Hope you enjoyed reading this ! In literal sense, the title said a lot…Bura Na Mano….

Vikrant Hemant Joshi.